Fails

Posted: January 30, 2011 in Blurbs

Dora, the Explorer (tagalized version) talking to Boots: “Kailangan natin tumawid sa maruming putikan.” Is there clean mud? As Ryan Reynolds likes to say in movies, “Thank you, Captain Obvious!”

Word of the day at Jollibee: “SPIRITUEL.” No, that’s not misspelled. It really is a word. Albeit a word that I’m sure you’ll never encounter or use. If you’re gonna suggest a word of the day, won’t it make sense to use words that aren’t so obscure nobody actually uses them?

Google translate the Filipino sentence, “Ako’y isang pinoy.” to English. Don’t forget the period to denote it’s a complete sentence. I don’t know but I think it’s very racist of Google to call a pinoy a blog! On the flipside, translate the English words “molecule pressed zest” and have a laugh, if you understand tagalog, that is!

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